It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for another “Caption This” contest. Here is this weeks photo:
Here are the rules:
- Put in the comments section what you think this weeks caption should be. If you post more than one caption, it is considered cheating, and that is okay with me. This is dog eat dog.
- All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, Pacific Time.
- On Friday I will announce the winner based on humor, creativity, uniqueness, or just because I damn well please. Bribes are graciously accepted and nepotism is standard practice.
Good Luck!
“I know I look awesome, but that splinter in my ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.”
“You should see what I eat for lunch!”
“Check out my author photo for my ’80’s Girls in Rock’ book with a foreword by Joan Jett!”
MaryAgnes thought that Tuesday night was a good time to bring sexy back…..
“I’ll be selling the dresser, tie, fishnets and shades this afternoon at my yard sale – and if you buy all of those, you can date me!”
“Want to be a model or just look like one? Give me a call at 1-800-Trashy-Hairdo-for-U”!
“Yeah, I was an extra in the Corey Hart video ‘I Wear My Sunglasses At Night’ and I’m damn proud of it – my paycheck bought me this smokin’ hot tie!”
B, can you tell I’m procrastinating on editing Chapter Twenty-Seven? Yep. But I’m making progress and so far no bears have showed up to say hello….yet.
Okay, I’ll bid you adieu – I’m sure everyone else reading my cheesy entries are doing a happy dance! 😉
Sue always brings back a trophy from her nightly prowls.
Hoping that this will help her break into modeling, Tawny submits a photo to “Girls Gone Wild.”
Megan began to suspect that the costume shop’s “Sexy Secretary” outfit was not appropriate for the office party.
Touch wood that girls do indeed rock!
Yes, I’m looking at the camera. Shoot the darn picture soon because the fabric in my mouth is going to make me puke.
Yes, I am a cat wearing a tie, sunglasses, jewelry and fishnet stockings. Watch out or I may scratch your eyes out.
Upon touring their potential new home, the Osborne’s were happy that this particular decoration came with the house.
After drinking more than was good for her on her big day, Mary-Beth’s wedding photos were not exactly “mantelpiece-ready”.
“I’m training for the Shelob impersonatrix contest, aaarrrrrh!”
All it takes are a few dowels and a Girls Rock tie to assemble the new IKEA Lauper collection. Note: Girls who just want to have fun sold separately.
She’s still preoccupied with….. Nineteen…. Nineteen…. 1985!
Hair color = $3 Kool-Aid dye job
Daisy Dukes = $0
Tie w/ “Girls Rock” = $25.99 at Hot Topic
Falling face first into the kitty litter box while trying to look like a sexy 80’s groupie = PRICELESS