Our celebrity judges this week were the entire cast of The View. The deliberations were long, and were made longer with Joy Behar’s incessant need to be funny and Whoopie rudely interrupting the rest of the hosts. It was grueling, but we were finally able to determine a winner.

The Winner

The winner of this week’s Crotchety’s Golden Unicorn Award is…

Raeyn
for
I don’t think this is how a coke spoon works

Our two honorable mentions are:
Janet Coburn for “The Relway sisters still refuse to admit that their parents were cousins”
and
Vlad for “When Marge told her friends she wanted a nose job, this was not what she had in mind.”

Thank you all for playing! “Caption This” will be back next Wednesday.